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Off Key

by Joe Sweeney

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1.
I need order in my life Will this chaos last forever? You see now I'm 45 And nothing fits together anymore It's all gone to pieces And they're falling on my head I can't stop eating pizza I think this is a code red Tried praying to Jesus And Buddha and Allah I dug into the classics From Oprah's Book Club Then I found the one thing that brings order to my soul I pair up my controller and I feel in control I play Tetris by myself It's good for my health Life don't seem so messy anymore I place the blocks just so Oh my god I'm on a roll And I don't have to think about before I got sadness building up And I'm running out of room Why do I keep on getting boxes When only a bar will do? Tried writing a novel Couldn't get past chapter one Started doing yoga But kept falling on my bum Then I found the one thing that'll pull me out this hole I pair up my controller and I feel in control I play Tetris by myself It's good for my soul Life don't seem so messy anymore I place the blocks just so Hell yes I'm on a roll And I'm not thinking about before
2.
Hail Mary 03:04
The sky is blue January's cold You hurt me bad And I didn't have it coming But I still want you As I ice my wounds What can I do to keep me in the running? Can we go outside and be honest? Can we really survive beyond this? Can love stop being scary? Can we say a Hail Mary, and be full of grace again? The grass is green August sun is warm You crossed a line And I didn't push you But I still want you As I leave the room What can I do to change this whole direction? Can we go outside and be honest? Can we really survive beyond this? Can love stop being scary? Can we say a Hail Mary, and be full of grace again?
3.
My mattress is much thinner My diet's gone to hell My landlord is the only person ringing my doorbell But even though you left a hole I may not ever fill I like this better I don't have a couch these days Just a battered bean bag chair Hard to find the energy to go and wash my hair But even though I smell just like The pig pen at the fair I like this better There's no one else in bed with me Unless you count this G&T But I have my integrity I sing to keep from crying Even though I am off key Reminders of your smiling face got me mired in misery But even though the tears they flow Like a river to the sea I like this better I'm paying rent not building equity And my heart just had a colonoscopy But I know that this is me
4.
Giving 03:58
Yes, you can have a bite Couldn't finish it anyway And lord knows I don't need the calories Cause you know what's mine is yours My eyes are open doors I would give you anything Sure, I'll make you another Never mind it's not a bother Sorry for the weakness of that last drink Cause I know you've had it rough Every day must be so tough I would give you anything And maybe if I keep giving Maybe you can start living Without the darkness nipping at your heels Told my friend he's not my friend today Gonna have to learn to live without him Our bond was built for years like Rome But you're my home You made an ultimatum And I hated to alienate him But isn't true love worth a little pain? I would give you anything And maybe if you see me giving Maybe you'll let me start living And stop putting the fear of god in me Told a lie about my black eye today Said I fell while we were playing Cause lord knows I need my salary
5.
Hey Kenny 03:52
Hey Kenny What made you wanna beat me up? Could you tell I was fragile as a teacup? We were 13 shoulda been playing catch instead What was going on in your head? Hey Scott Remember mocking my dandruff? Could you tell I was the opposite of tough We were 14 probably both loved "Even Flow" What was going on in your soul? Hey Bill You dug a Sharpie in my shirt Could you tell just how deeply that it hurt? We were just kids and feeling torn apart What was going on in your heart? Kenny I wish you well Scott I wish you well Bill I wish you well Kevin I wish you well Greg I wish you well Tom I wish you well
6.
I look up and see the sun Making the water glitter I close my eyes And hear the parrots twitter Sand between my toes Infinitesimal pieces of glass That get everywhere But why should I care? I'm an island And the sea is rising I pick a ripe papaya Slice it with a razor clam The scent lingers on my fingers So good it feels like a scam Tried to built a raft But kept screwing up the bindings At least staying put is way less surprising I'm an island And the sea is rising It's fresh-caught crab tonight Over a fragrant driftwood blaze If anyone else was out there They'd stumble toward it in a daze Warm and full Staring at the horizon This is only supposed to happen in advertising I'm an island And the sea is rising

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I was lost for a long time before writing these songs. So if my voice sounds a little off, you can blame it on residual cave dust.

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released January 20, 2024

All songs by Joe Sweeney
©2024 Mungo Music

Joe Sweeney: vocals, piano, B3, Rhodes, uke, banjo uke, harmonica
Fen Ikner: drums, backup vocals, electric guitar, synth, bass
Bryon Federick: bass, backup vocals, cheek pops
Derek Prellwitz: acoustic guitar, backup vocals
Jenna Rutowski: backup vocals
Malik the Pelican: guided meditations

Recorded in May 2023 by Jenna Rutowski at GCR Audio, Buffalo, NY
Additional recording by Derek Prellwitz at BFT Studio, Eden, NY
Additional additional recording, mixing and mastering by Fen Ikner at Casa Lips, Auckland, NZ
Produced by Bryon Federick & Fen Ikner

Cover design by Brian Grunert
Cover photo by Joe Sweeney

To Fen, Bryon & Derek, the most talented and forgiving friends a guy could hope for: Thanks for believing in me. Love you guys.

To Mr. Grunert: You make Storm Thorgerson look like a finger painter. This cover is so pet. Thank you.

To Jenna: Thanks for laughing at my bad jokes while making these songs sound pristine.

To everyone else who has helped me emerge from my shell – old friends with open arms, new friends at open mics, the skilled conversationalists down at The Whaler – thanks for reminding me how good people can be.

To Colleen Sweeney: I couldn't have done this, or much of anything else, without you.

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Joe Sweeney Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Ever since he emerged fully formed from the waters of 1970s Lake Erie under the light of the blood moon, Joe Sweeney has been a total weirdo. He lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where his landlord doesn't allow pets but can't stop him from making a disturbing number of imaginary friends. ... more

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